Things We Hate
01 The farce Presidency of that goddamned George Bush.
02 Southern California.
03 Hollywood and all its trimmings.
04 Pop Culture Sluts.
04 Kid Rock.
05 Nü Metal.
06 Sitcoms.
07 Gridlock.
08 Summer heat.
09 Cop stance.
10 Turbulence at 30,000 feet.
11 Taking off In a big-ass jet plane.
12 Dropped cell phone calls.
13 Louds fucks on a cell phone.
14 Tsunamis.
15 The Iraq “War."
16 Charlie-horse wakeup calls.
17 Flat tires.
18 Grooms who wear sandals at their weddings.
19 Anything with a goddamned "Beach Theme."
20 Disciplining little Gary.
21 The moment the mechanic gets done with yer oil change and politely informs you he "found" an additional $1350 in repairs.
22 Sock and sandal combos.
23 The random Princes of Dorkness in a mall.
24 Malls.
25 People who say "whoo-hoo."
26 Dust bunnies.
27 Spiders.
28 Halitosis.
29 Bills.
30 When the guitar gets "detuned" by visiting "musicians."
31 Lost remote controls.
32 Paper cuts.
33 Bad kerning.
34 "Clicking" hard drives.
35 Sore throats.
36 Missing home.
37 Fannypacks.
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