01. “Gary Zissou”
02. “Gary Ball”
03. “No Bark!”
04. “No Lick!”
05. “No man, not there!” (In reference to aim and deposit.)

06. “Gary, get the hell out of there!”
07. “Gary America”
08. “Little Gary”
09. “The Little Man”
10. “Gary Longfellow Draplin” (AKC Official Name.)

11. “Goddammit, Gary.”
12. “Gary Goiter.”
13. “Little Asshole.”
14. “G-A-R-Y, he ain’t got no alibi!”
15. “Little Wings.”

16. “Gary, get over here…now!”
17. “G-Unit”
18. “Gizmo”
19. “Wormser”
20. “Situation: Gary”

21. “Garold.” (As in, “Harold.”)
22. “Wiener Village”
23. “Gary.com”
24. “Peckerhead”
25. “Gary Village”

26. “The One Who Can’t Hold His Piss”
27. “Leaky Dick Gary” (Greeting issues…)
28. “Ear-Flapper”
29. “GaryCore”
30. “Gare-Bear.” (Like “Care Bear” but, with a “Gar”…)

31. “G-Spot”
32. “The Neverending Gary”
33. “Garrrrrrrrrry Christmas.”
34. “The Gary Dachshung Co., Northeast Portland, Ore.”
35. “He ain’t heavy, he’s my Gary.”

36. “Free Range Gary” (accredited to April Cottini)
37. “Wild, wild Garys…couldn’t drag me awaaaayyyy…”
38. “Gary, get back here!” (When there is a DDC Factory Floor breach.)

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