Photo: ©2006 DDC Merchandise Archives

You remember these, right? In an age of gummy-gripped, candy-colored writing tools, we “go back to the basics” the only way we know how: We call it, “savoring old technology.”

Remember hearing about the pens NASA developed for their astronauts to write upside down in space? Well, forget that cuz these don’t compare in the least. They are dumb “clic pens” and that’s putting it nicely.

Got more questions about the technology within this valuable instrument? This primer might soothe that apprehension some. Maybe not. We don’t care either way.

Small parts for small kids to choke on. Lots of fun. Simple design.

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01. Full component breakdown, just to “get it all out there.”
02. Over 65 miles of writing in each unit.
03. Use it to make a gun. Just like in 5rd grade, man.
04. Make a deadly weapon out of it.
05. Make some kind of BB shooting contraption out of it. Wow.
06. Make a rocket out it and explore the far reaches of cold, lifeless space.
07. Go to prison, get in with the bad crowd and make a tattoo gun out of it.
08. Do something with yer life, already.

$2 PPD

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©2006 Draplin Design Co., Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.

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