Photo: ©2006 DDC Merchandise Archives

We’ll keep this one short and sweet: It’s a pencil, man. Nothing more, nothing less. I mean, c’mon.

01. “Cascade Powder” White on “Miner Lung” Black.
02. Works in pencil sharpeners.
03. “60 degree angle” hexagonal corners for “Never Fail” grip.
04. Over 50 miles of writing in each unit.
05. Gummy material on end known as an, “Eraser.” Corrects mistakes.
06. Does well in high-pressure situations.
07. Good for doodling on employer’s dime in meetings.
08. For both left-handed and right-handed patrons.
09. No.2 lead, factory-installed.
10. Letterpress graphic application.
11. Inspired by this amazing collection.

$1 PPD

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©2006 Draplin Design Co., Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.