Photo: ©2006 DDC Merchandise Archives

So, we bought this house couple years back. We had big plans. We were gonna add on a “new addition” “off the back.” We were going to build a “mini ramp” in the back yard. We had plans for a “sprawling deck.”
So far, the burliest thing we’ve used this fucker for is marking where to cut some bathroom moulding. But, don’t use our lackluster performance as an example, dig deep, buy some wood, get to work, measure some shit up and maybe cut a finger off in the process.

01. Real wood.
02. “Gary Nose” Black stamped into “DDC Heritage” Yellow.
03. Over 50 miles of “mark making” in every unit.
04. Long and smooth, like Gary.
05. “Site ready” for many honest trades.
06. Interesting angled edges for lockdown grip.
07. A real hit among the “home renovation” set.

$2 PPD

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©2006 Draplin Design Co., Dry Goods Div., Merch Dept., Portland, Ore.