Aaron James Draplin
Sole Proprietor

Leigh McKolay
Merch Mistress

Ewok
Security

Cameron Barrett
Web Development

Gary Draplin
Barker

01. Dale Alan Dixon (Fired for mouthing off.)
02. Andrew Forgash (Elbowed me in the mouth this one time and that was it.)
03. Eric Lovejoy (The sweetest of the bunch. Embezzled 13 dollars.)
04. Martie Flores (Worked for me for 17 hours. Fired him for smiling too much.)
05. Mark Phillips (One too many Guy Fieri references, and fired the bastard.)
06. Cory Loven (Fired him for being too nice. Litigation pending.)