So-Called Honors
Academic Achievements
Bachelor’s of Science Degree, Graphic Design
Minneapolis College of Art + Design, Minneapolis, Minn.
December 2000
Associates Degree in Visual Communications
Northwestern Michigan Community College, Traverse City, Mich.
June 1993
Regular ol’ Diploma
Traverse City Senior High, Traverse City, Mich.
June 1991
Honorable Mentions
“Fresh Signals” Guest Editor, Coudal Partners
Coudal Partners, Chicago, Ill.
January 2004
Beating Ben Munson in Ping Pong, Score: 28-26
Cinco Design Office, Portland, Ore.
Summer 2003
Art Director of the Year
Snowboarder Magazine, EMAP Publishing, Los Angeles, Calif.
Spring 2001
Certificate of Honor (A minor in “Sausage linking,” as well.)
Detroit Institute of Meat-Cutting, Detroit, Mich.
June 1992
Bad Ass Motherfucker
School of Hard Knocks, Mean Streets, North America
1973-A sad, lonesome death