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Draplin Design Co., North America
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DDC-363 "Ten Percenter" Souvenir Patch

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Product Description:
You know the scenario: Scan any restaurant or airport gate across the land, and there’s a good chance you’ll see some rat teenager laying on the ground up against the wall, phone plugged in with a 2-foot cord, jammed into the only outlet for 100 yards in every direction. And I’ll bet that if you ask that kid, “What percentage you at?” and they’re gonna mumble, “Uh, like, literally 4%…” Or some shit like that.

Who lives like this? How much are you actually on yer phone? All day? Did you charge the thing last night? What the? Who in the? Too many questions. Son-of-a-Boomer rant over.

So we made a patch for those who live dangerously. For those who’ll fearlessly go out into the world with a phone with a whopping 9% charge. For those who can find an open outlet in EVERY scenario. For those doing business “in the red” warning zone of their phone’s charging display. You digital outlaws, you! Ten percent and below!

Product Details:
01. Durable embroidery. Long lasting.
02. Colors inspired by my nephew, who’s always looking for an outlet to save his keister.
03. 3.0” diameter dimension.
04. Manufactured by our Portland buddies at Brewery Outfitters.
05. Great for backpack, jean jacket, fatigues, rucksack, feed-n-seed caps and many other spirited uses.
06. In stock forever.
07. Charge that phone up, you scrubs!
Ordering Details:
$7.99+$4 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A)
The Fine Print:
For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please!
International Orders:
We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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