You know the scenario: Scan any restaurant or airport gate across the land, and there’s a good chance you’ll see some rat teenager laying on the ground up against the wall, phone plugged in with a 2-foot cord, jammed into the only outlet for 100 yards in every direction. And I’ll bet that if you ask that kid, “What percentage you at?” and they’re gonna mumble, “Uh, like, literally 4%…” Or some shit like that.

Who lives like this? How much are you actually on yer phone? All day? Did you charge the thing last night? What the? Who in the? Too many questions. Son-of-a-Boomer rant over.

So we made a patch for those who live dangerously. For those who’ll fearlessly go out into the world with a phone with a whopping 9% charge. For those who can find an open outlet in EVERY scenario. For those doing business “in the red” warning zone of their phone’s charging display. You digital outlaws, you! Ten percent and below!

01. Durable embroidery. Long lasting.
02. Colors inspired by my nephew, who’s always looking for an outlet to save his keister.
03. 3.0” diameter dimension.
04. Manufactured by our Portland buddies at Brewery Outfitters.
05. Great for backpack, jean jacket, fatigues, rucksack, feed-n-seed caps and many other spirited uses.
06. In stock forever.
07. Charge that phone up, you scrubs!
$7.99+$4 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A)

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