Pizza lovers unite! The poster is now available!

PIZZA DUDE: “Medium, Large or Extra Large?”
ME: “Extra large. C’mon, man.”
PIZZA DUDE: “Double Cheese?”
ME: “But of course. Is there any other way?”
PIZZA DUDE: “We bringing this to you?”
ME: “Yep. How quick can you get it here?”
PIZZA DUDE: “That’ll be 35-40 minutes.”
ME: “I could die in that time. Hurry up!”

Click.

01. Printed on thick, durable uncoated creamy cover stock!
02. Five colors! Inspired by years delivering pizzas, pizza to-go boxes and a slice of hot, delicious, nutritious pizza.
03. 18” x 24” in dimension.
04. Proudly printed by our pizza-chomping buddies at Seizure Palace!
05. The thickest of lines!
06. Dedicated to a slice of pizza. And to pizza lovers. The world over.
07. Hand-numbered, using our patented freehand technique.
08. Shhh! Very limited edition of 200.
09. Shipped in a 3” x 24” BEEFY kraft poster tube! Reusable.
10. Two free white plastic end puck thingies.
$35.00 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)

Man, I love a slice of pepperoni pizza. With double cheese. Let me have something to look forward to, will ya? Don’t take that away from me. I wear this hat when I’m eating some sad salad at lunch, dreaming for “cheat days” to come. Heaven? Heaven will be pepperoni pizza. Floating on slices of pepperoni pizza. With double cheese. Fingers crossed. 01. Ballistic embroidered patch. But hey, seeds are part of the deal.
02. Durable materials up front.
03. Mesh ventilation system for maximum air flow out back.
04. Fitted for all heads. Grow into it.
05. Adjustable. Fits big heads, too!
06. “Snapback” adjuster in the back. None of that “fitted” bullshit here.
07. Extra hit of DDC branding inside.
08. Cut, sewn and assembled in the U.S.A.!
$33.99+$4.99 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)

Colorways

Green Pepper Green $33.99 USD Red Sauce Red $33.99 USD

Here’s our “Pizza Slice” patch! Getting hungry just looking at the thing. 01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. Durable embroidery.
03. 2-1/2” wide by 3-1/8” tall. Just the right size.
04. Great for jean jacket, hat, backpack, fanny pack or pizza eating activity wearables.
05. Loaded with spirit.
$7.99 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)

Our “Pizza Slice” jean jacket pin! I mean, of course. Mandatory. Hangry! 01. Pizza lovers, unite!
02. Durable metal.
03. Good for lapel, collar, jean jacket, ball cap, backpack.
04. .40” wide x .83” tall. Agreeable dimensions.
05. Proudly manufactured by the pinmasters over at Brewery Outfitters!
06. In stock forever, or until we croak of pepperoni grease-clogged veins.
$7.99 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)

Finally made decals of this one! Get the three-pack here! 01. Pizza lovers, unite!
02. Printed on thick, weather proof vinyl. Serious adhesives.
03. Colors inspired by pizza. So hungry even typing this.
04. 2.75” x 3.375” dimension.
05. Proudly printed by the pizza gobblers of Brewery Outfitters!
$9.99 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)

The mini print of our Pizza Slice graphic! This thing is lethal. Packs a serious punch. Don’t let the “personal pan size” fool you! 01. Printed on thick, durable uncoated white cover stock!
02. Colors inspired by a pizza slice. Every time I type this, I get even hungrier.
03. 6” x 8” in dimension.
04. Screen printed! The colors really pop of that green paper!
05. Proudly printed by the pizza-faced rippers at Seizure Palace!
$9.99 - Shipping Included! (U.S.A.)

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