EXPANDING IN EVERY DIRECTION: Just how do I set this one up? It’s too big. So here’s the stuff I think about drifting off to sleep, on planes, in the shower, on the way to work and when holding babies:

01. Think about going in one direction…forever.
02. Does space “end?”
03. Is there an “edge” to the universe.
04. What was there before the Big Bang?
05. What caused the Big Bang? Or who? Or?
06. Is there life out there?
07. Where do we go when we die?
08. We’re all stardust!
09. E.T., phone home.
10. Wait, that galaxy we’re looking at died a billion years ago?
11. How cold is it in space?
12. Is there life on Maaaaaar-rrrrrrrrrrs?
13. When will Voyager 1 pass Alpha Centauri?
14. This.
15. And holy shit, this.
16. And wait, this.

You cosmic yet? Get cosmic with the DDC!

01. Screen printed on thick, durable uncoated iridescent foil poster paper.
02. One color, inspired by the dark matter filling up the universe all around us, forever and ever.
03. 18” x 24” in dimension.
04. Printed by the mighty, meticulous and masterful Madeline at Industry in Austin, Texas!
05. Hand-numbered, using our patented freehand technique.
06. Insanely limited edition of 100!
07. Free 3” x 24” burly kraft poster tube with each order! Reusable.
08. Two free white plastic end puck thingies.
$34.99+$5 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)

The entire universe, right there inside yer head.

And that head, covered in a DDC “Get Cosmic” action cap? Get Cosmic with us.

01. Ballistic embroidered patch.
02. Durable materials up front.
03. Mesh ventilation system for maximum air flow out back.
04. Fitted for all heads. Grow into it.
05. Adjustable. Fits big heads, too!
06. “Snapback” adjuster in the back. None of that “fitted” bullshit here.
07. Extra hit of DDC branding inside.
08. Cut, sewn and assembled in the U.S.A.!
$33.99+$4.99 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)

The torso cover of our “Get Cosmic” design! 01. A little lighter than our normal torso covers. Comfy!
02. “Cosmic Shimmering Silver” on “Dark Matter” Black.
03. Think ink on durable fibers.
04. Celebrate our cosmic insignificance!
05. Proudly printed in in Portland by Nic at O.S.I.!
06. All the sizes that you need: S, M, L, XL and XXL!
07. We’ll have these in stock until our earthly demise, and/or planet relocation.
08. We’re a speck within a speck within a speck. Within one skrillion specks.
09. Dedicated to Carl Sagan.
$24.00 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)

Size

Small $24.00 USD Medium $24.00 USD

Perfect for space suit or crusty jean jacket, whatever the mission at hand. 01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. “Cosmic Shimmering Silver” on “Dark Matter” Black.
03. Durable embroidery. Will last for 1,000,000 light years.
04. 4” wide and 2-1/8” tall.
05. Manufactured by our fellow cosmonauts at Brewery Outfitters.
06. We’ll have these in stock until our earthly demise, and/or planet relocation.
07. We’re a speck within a speck within a speck. Within one skrillion specks.
08. Dedicated to Carl Sagan.
$7.99 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)

Stick these everywhere. From cargo boxes to car windows to telescope instrument chassis. Works everywhere on earth. The cosmos is another story. Will test when we get there. 01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. “Dark Matter” Black on “Cosmic Shimmering Silver” mirror substrate.
03. Thick inks on durable materials.
04. 6” wide and 3” tall.
05. Printed by Andy at Diesel Fuel Prints.
06. We’ll have these in stock until our earthly demise, and/or planet relocation.
07. We’re a speck within a speck within a speck. Within one skrillion, schmillion, billion, kajillion specks.
08. Dedicated to Carl Sagan.
$3.99

Quantities

1 Get Cosmic Decal $3.99 USD 3 Get Cosmic Decals $9.99 USD 10 Get Cosmic Decals $19.99 USD

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