Photos by Embry Rucker III.

Party’s over, people. We’ve finally thrown in the towel on our hard-ass ways of sedentary dumbassedness. We’re moving again. In a gym. With a fuckin’ personal trainer named Kisar. With the ropes and steps and weights and shit. The whole bit.

And we’re a little out of our element down there, sweating it out. We take in a lot of fluids, both on the clock in that pain cave, and off the clock back up in the shop. And you can bet yer sweet spandex we’re gonna “suck some fluids” out of our VERY OWN “Fluids Unit.” And that’s all we’ve really got for ya.

Just a simple, orange water bottle to load up with clean, cool water, or, some gnarly beverage. Yer choice. Really orange. Visible, even in that “winded haze” Kisar likes to get me to, where I can’t speak or answer questions clearly. Real fun. Get pissed, get moving, and the get hydrated with one of these fuckin’ DDC “Fluids Units.”

01. Proudly made in the U.S.A.
02. Weird, orange plastic. Really takes a beating. Durable.
03. 2-7/8” wide and 7-3/4” tall in dimension.
04. Spirited “multiple uses” suggestions on bottle.
05. Union made.
06. BPA free.
07. Machine washable. Or just rinse the thing out with a hose.
08. Easy to squeeze.
09. Clever push-pull removable lid.
10. Wide berth for tricky moments requiring a “piss bottle.”
11. Ships in a protective cardboard box.
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