We made a poster for you, Vermont! Chug some maple syrup with us! We’re calling that goddamn Ver-monster the “Very Vermont” poster and it weighs in at a whopping 20 by 30 inches. That’s pretty big. Like, take Smuggler’s Notch, right? Real big and dark and weird like that. There you go.

Good for that Killington A-frame. Or UVM dorm room. Or Rutland wooded lean-to. Or Montpelier state office. Or cell at the local clink. Or some colonial house in a quiet, green neighborhood near the airport with a beagle escaping out a doggie door every 14 minutes. Spruce up that man cave. These look great in big, lavish homes in Portland populated by Burlington ex-pats. Add some green to that living room?

Whatever the deal, let’s just get something straight: You need one of these. Act now!

01. Printed on thick, uncoated French 100# Pop-Tone “Spearmint” poster stock.
02. Four colors on this one: “Champ Skin Deep Green”, “Green Mountain State Green”, “Dorm Room Bong Rip Light Green” and “Evan Rose Super Yellow.”
03. 18” x 24”! Smuggler’s Notch!
04. Proudly printed by the ink masters at Burlesque North America.
05. Need a little kick in the ass? Let this large format image lead the way: Get in good and close, you Vermonsters!
06. Grass-fed.
07. Hand-numbered, using our patented freehand technique.
08. Insanely limited edition. Act now!
09. Free 3” x 20” burly kraft poster tube with each order! Reusable.
10. Two free white plastic end puck thingies. Just how we do it.
$30.00 - Shipping Included (U.S.A.)

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