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Well, you asked for it. That’s pretty much all we can say about this one. Well, that, and some other stuff. Read on…

This whole thing started about ten years ago when Jason Sturgill invited me to make a piece of art of the Wurstminster Dog Show. I was floored and flattered and honored, then, started to sweat profusely. See, I get really busy and when I get busy, things get rough.

What the hell was I doing accepting this invitation? Where was I gonna find time to make a piece of Gary art? Luckily, I prevailed. By the grace of Gary, I found the time, got the piece done and kinda “handed in on time.” And, along the way, got a couple new tools and implements used in the crafting of my wood piece. A win/win deal, really.

The title of my piece was, “The Dachshund: A Really Long Breed.” Gary’s pretty long. In fact, every other dog looks oddly “short” to me now. Ha. That’s kinda funny.

Thanks to everyone who wrote in requesting this design as a t-shirt. You better buy one.

01. Thick ink on durable fibers. Smooth, dyed process.
02. “Gary Coat” reddish-brown ink.
03. Based on our piece in the amazing Wurstminster Dog Show.
04. Available on “Gary Collar Orange” and “Lime Green” torso covers.
05. Available in sizes: S, M, L, XL and XXL.
06. This one is for our dachshund-loving brothers and sisters.
07. All proceeds go to Gary’s well being.
08. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who-who-who…

DETAIL 01: “Really, really long.”

$23.99+ $5 Shipping & Handling (U.S.A.)

Colorway

Gary Collar Orange $23.99 USD Lime Green $23.99 USD

Size

Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

For customers using PayPal, click the link above they’ll take it from there. For customers who aren’t using PayPal, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get back to you with an address to ship the funds to. We accept money orders and cold hard cash, so, get with it, man! All orders are shipped out as fast as we can. Usually a couple days after the order comes in. We ship everything USPS “First Class” rates. If you want quicker shipping, contact us and we can ramp it up to USPS Priority, or whatever you need. We aim to please! We cover the shipping in the states, but charge the basics for international orders. Before you place the order through our PayPal account, send us an email to “orders(at)draplin.com” and we’ll get you a shipping quote for the goods you are interested in. As simple as that! Thanks!

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